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News Of Things That Keep You Up At Night
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Hello sir - Today's newsletter is an ENCORE edition because we have resurfaced a very limited number of previously retired rings! We are also announcing the next style to be cut from the team, sad but true. Read on for all the details.
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ENCORE: Rose Dragon
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We retired Rose Dragon months ago and mourned its loss! Our rings are so large and heavy that flawless plating is very difficult and double plating is near impossible. This style was just too tough to produce at scale so we gave up. However, there were still a few stuck in the production queue (surprise!) and we now have the very last pieces. These rings were 2 YEARS in the making and are grossly under-priced given the long effort and countless re-makes it took. Sizes are limited, quantities are scarce.
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Teeny Tiny Rose Dragon is on sale for $39.95, that is more than 50% OFF the original price of $85. This is an extraordinary deal made possible by our over-confident purchase of finger rings in this style. You don't even need the big one, this is a beautiful ring all on its own!
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ENCORE: Savage Rose
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Savage Rose is another style we cut from the team some time ago, minor inconsistencies in production between multiple jewelers became a costly headache so we moved on. However, we did set aside one batch with a unique trait, the stainless steel arrow inlay is larger than spec - meaning it did not exactly match the ring photos in our store. Other than that, the rings are beautiful and perfect. We have sold a few privately and the larger arrow is viewed by many as an improved version.
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RESTOCK: Hammered Rose
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Hammered Rose has been completely out of stock in all sizes for months! This is another double-plated style which challenges our jewelers who are tooled to make much smaller rings. We just received a batch 18 MONTHS in the making! Quantities are limited and this is the end ... Hammered Rose will be retired for good (no encores) as soon as the current stock sells out. It would be better to have and love this ring than to regret not getting yours while you could.
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Teeny Tiny Hammered Rose is on sale for $39.95, that is more than 50% OFF the original price of $85. This is an extraordinary deal made possible by our over-confident purchase of finger rings in this style. You don't even need the big one, this is a beautiful ring all on its own!
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Stay Tuned For:
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22mm glans rings: Initially offered in achromic only, we plan to evaluate interest before investing in additional colors or styles. Expected in August.
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56-58mm GOLIATH: We consider these sizes to be outliers and are slow to invest. However, we received some enthusiastic interest and expect to expand GOLIATH's size range in August. At more than 14 ounce, these rings will be commanding!
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Limited Edition Fire Dragon: Similar to Sea Dragon but with a burning red inlay to make you look as hot as ever. This will be a very limited release and likely sold only to those who are first to read our newsletter.
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Oddballs & Seconds: We have a secret box of unique rings, imperfect products, and a plan to offer them in our store soon so keep watch and stay subscribed.
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We would like to offer a special shout-out to our friend and long time customer, Dan, who has been purchasing our best rings since 2019. He recently completed his collection of King Rings products with a 50mm Hammered Rose. At this point, we have nothing left to sell Dan, he has it all; 21 cock rings and 10 glans rings representing all the styles we have ever offered in our regular catalog - including a rare Collector Series ring (Spectra). Dan's collection is better than my own!
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Thank you, Dan, for your loyal business, extraordinary patience waiting for out-of-stock rings, and sharing in my passion to possess the best cock rings possible. Some day, this unique business of mine will close but the treasures we have created with the dedicated support of super-fans like you will endure forever. Let that sink in ... is your Will up to date?
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Recent Praise: Edward was excited about his Sea Dragon glans ring and we did not disappoint. We know how he feels, we have the same anticipation and joy with every shipment we get from our jewelers.
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"I received my 24mm Sea Dragon glans ring today, and it felt like Christmas in July! This was my first King Ring order, and I’m not sure when I have looked forward to an order arrival as much as this. After putting it on, I knew immediately this wouldn’t be my last purchase. The feel is incredible; the quality is fantastic. I will definitely be back for more jewelry." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Thanks for reading this far, we genuinely appreciate your interest in our small business.
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