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News Of Things That Keep You Up At Night
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Hi sir - In today's newsletter; we have some new rings coming in, a preview of upcoming offers, and ramblings of our favorite CEO.
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New Rings This Weekend!
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King Rings World Headquarters ;o) is receiving a shipment of 200+ rings today (09/16/2021). Once we complete our very strict quality control checks, the perfect rings will be placed into inventory. Our best estimate is mid-day Saturday.
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If you are not already signed up for re-stock alerts, we recommend doing so. Our supply/demand balance is still out of whack and the popular rings don't last long. Following is a re-cap of our new-ish notification feature.
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Get Notified Immediately!
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Out of stock items provide an option to get notified by email immediately when they are back in stock. These notices go out in real time as we update ring quantities.
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This is NOT a wait list or method to reserve rings and in no way guarantees you will get the product. In most cases, there are currently more gentlemen signed up for alerts than there are rings coming in. Sad but true.
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Unsubscribing from notifications is easy and can be done on the "Your Account" page.
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Not Quick Enough? What To Do:
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If you get an email alert that your ring is in stock but, by the time you check it, is out of stock again, all is not lost. We have 2 more shipments coming in the next couple weeks but you will need to sign up for the alert(s) again.
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New Sizes for Existing Styles
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There is no automatic notification method for NEW ring styles or new sizes in existing styles. For this, you will have to rely on our newsletter. If there is a ring style you like which is not currently offered in your preferred size (like, the size is not even in the drop-down of options) check back this weekend.
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Coming Soon: New Ring Styles!
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There is a limited, trial release of a fantastic new ring style coming! We need to properly photograph the new ring and create a page for it in the store, give us a couple weeks. Since you are on our mailing list, you will get notified when it is available
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Design Misfires: Collectables
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Some of Scott King's aspirational designs were just too challenging to produce in bulk. Our jewelers do amazing work with a very challenging product and are eager to satisfy Scott's very high quality requirements but Scott throws them curve balls. Not everything is possible, it's been hard news to take.
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As a result, we have limited quantity of some truly amazing (and perfect!) rings and are halting further production. This leaves us with rings in select sizes to sell but not enough to justify a new product launch. We will announce by newsletter every time we put any of these collectibles up for sale.
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Auction Items: Unique or 2nd Hand
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In November of last year we auctioned off some one of a kind King Rings collectibles and we have some more in the pipeline. We said at the time that we planned to open up the platform to others (eBay style) to allow anyone to sell ... but we haven't followed through on that promise. Technical and accounting challenges have stymied our plans but that is about to change.
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By scaling back the plans a bit, we think we can make it happen. Auction postings will be limited to the first week of each month and number of sellers limited to 5 per round. Requests for listing - along with all requisite information - will be submitted to King Rings and our staff will post and manage the auction. Full details and rules pending but, at the moment, we are seeking 5 beta testers to get us moving. Let us know if you are interested.
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Recent Customer Question
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Joshua: Just wanted to make sure I understand the product. King rings are just cock rings but the luxury version and it'll help you keep an erection but not as much as a typical cock ring unless you undersize it correct? Also is it possible to size a ring to help you keep your natural erection size for a longer amount of time instead of it making your member look like it's clamped with a vice.
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Scott King: Metal cock rings like ours (without a break in them) are not intended to force an erection, a ring small enough to do that would result in a very unfortunate outcome. Rather, our rings provide a gentle boost to the erection you already have; fuller, harder, more persistent.
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To illustrate what I mean … I’m certain you have noticed that, while erect, if you contract your PC muscles (same ones you use to stop the flow of urine) it makes your erection noticeably harder and (probably) grows a little in girth, right? This happens because the muscles squeeze blood from your pelvic floor into your erectile tissue and then hold it there – albeit briefly, you can’t maintain this. It is your maximum erection and a properly fit cock ring can help you attain and retain this ideal engorgement.
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No one wants a purple throbbing monster, though. The 2mm size granularity of the rings we offer is the same as the width of a grain of rice. With a sizing kit, you can find a size which is fine-tuned for the fit and performance you desire. The 20mm width of our bands distributes pressure over a larger area than a thinner band would and makes for a much more comfortable experience.
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I recommend you start with a set of sizing rings, they can help you find the correct inside diameter but are also an excellent proxy for the fit and feel of our luxury metal rings. I hope this helps!
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Personal Notes
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King Rings is approaching three years in business and we have learned a lot along the way, as we constantly struggle to keep up with ever growing demand. The one thing that strikes me every day and inspires great pride in my business is how totally fantastic our customers are! Sincerely, you guys are the best and I feel like I have found a great group of like-minded friends. What a pleasure this is!
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Changing gears ... four years ago I tried to buy domain name 'kingrings.com' and found that it was owned by a squatter who wanted $10k for it. At the time, I had no idea how my business plan would play out and $10k was the sum total of my seed money! So I added a dash and bought 'king-rings.com' for $18. Since then, the business has proven viable and the price of 'kingrings.com' came down a bit so I bought it. You might not have even noticed the dash disappear but the URL is now easier to communicate verbally, is more inline with standards, and (importantly) can't be bought by anyone else. The dash version still works too. 😉
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