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News Of Things That Keep You Up At Night
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Hello sir - We are very excited about today's announcements! A new jeweler has joined us in 2024 and their work is fantastic, the first batch of their rings is now available in the store - 9 months in the making from design ideas through production run. The best things in life are worth waiting for!
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Also, you'll find some items on sale - rare for us - so don't miss this opportunity to pick up something special for yourself or someone you love.
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NEW: Cock Ring
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ENVY
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Envy is the epitome of what's possible in the melding of exotic metals and intimate pleasures. The offset inlay boasts crushed Malachite, a copper laden stone which is often referred to as the "stone of transformation", representing growth, abundance, and positive change. If you have anything you want to grow abundantly, in a positive way, this may be the ring for you.
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Beautifully crafted Tungsten Carbide, both polished and brushed with an offset Malachite inlay sealed in crystal clear resin. Classically handsome, deceptively heavy, and of the highest quality possible - as you would expect from King Rings. Comfort fit inside radius, gentle curves all around, and on the heavier side in our catalog, ranging from 8 to 10.5 oz (230g to 302g). Sizes 42mm to 56mm.
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NEW: Glans Rings
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ENVY
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Shown here together; Wide and Slim versions of our new Envy ring style. Mirror polished with gentle curves and beautiful green Malachite inlay. Available now in sizes 22mm to 32mm.
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NEW: Tiny Ring
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ENVY
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Maybe you are starting to see a pattern here! We loved this style too much to limit its scope in our catalog so we made all the ring types because we knew you'd love them too.
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Fire Sale!
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Fire Dragon surprised a lot of guys with the sparkle in its red inlay that dances in the light like embers floating through a fire. There is a video on the product page where we tried to demonstrate this but actually seeing the ring in person is another level.
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We produced a single batch of these rings, will not restock, and are now left with only remnants taking up space in our new office. The price has been slashed so please come take them off our hands!
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At the time of this writing we have the following sizes remaining:
46mm (1), 48mm (1), 50mm (2), 52mm (2), 58mm (4)
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Tiny Sale!
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This holiday weekend only - 3 teeny tiny ring styles are on sale, mostly because we have too many in common sizes. Can you tell we're trying to get organized in the new office, LOL?
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Offer ends on Monday, September 2nd at Midnight CDT.
Don't wait or you'll miss it!
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Discount codes not accepted on Sale items, sorry.
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My business partner (also my life partner :o), and I get excited about all the new styles queued up for release in coming months. We also have some fun work-shopping new names and tag lines for the new products.
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"Envy" suits our newest style because the rings are worthy of desire but also green. You probably didn't miss that, right? Clever, maybe, but "green with envy" is also obvious enough that we don't actually mention this anywhere on the website.
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"Envy" is also one of the Seven Capital Vices (a.k.a. Deadly Sins) and so, while brainstorming tag lines I floated, "Put Your Dick in a Vice".
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The air left the room. My business partner looked me in the eyes and said emphatically, "NO". Her lips said, "NO", but her eyes said, "read my lips".
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Recent Praise: We met Brian and his wife on vacation in Costa Rica, great couple, they already knew about our business and are now members of the King Rings family. Brian picked up a stainless steel Tempest this month and was impressed by the weight. Who is going to tell him?
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"Why did I wait so long to treat myself? I had balked at the price, but this is worth every penny. After I got mine I handed it to my wife and she was pretty shocked by the weight. When I first put it on and felt the pull of it I was hooked." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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If you (and your partner) don't yet know the pleasures of a King Ring, please read what others are saying.
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Thanks for reading this far, we genuinely appreciate your interest in our small business.
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